Wear the mask of normalcy
Be the most understood minority
Learn how to pick your fights
When everything is looking black
Remember “Bob” will give you slack
Things will turn out all right
The Church of the SubGenius
For life!
Author: onan
LEAKED UFO PHOTOGRAPHS (1953)
NOVA CRIMINAL
STRONG CLOTHES HORSE
J. R. “Bob” Dobbs posed for thousands of advertisements in the 1950s. So many, in fact, that some theologians theorize he had “duplicates” or “clones” that did some of this work for him. Who can say?
The Shagg Rillas
GLANDTICIPATION
HARD SELL!
Salesman! Marked as the one who sold! What can you do with a salesman who won’t do as he’s told. Wherever you go for the rest of your life, you must sell… for “Bob”.
ROMANCE MUTANTS
A favorite for generations.
DOBBSTOWN MIRROR – NEW ADDRESS!
You probably didn’t read about the flying saucer recently sighted above Red Square in Moscow because everybody’s simply obsessed with the new address for Rev. Onan Canobite and The Dobbstown Mirror. Is your copybook ready? Using a number two pencil, take this memo…
Rev. Onan Canobite
P. O. Box 11886
Knoxville TN 37939
United States
HE TALKED. THEY DIED.
