Rev. Onan Canobite, Mayor
You probably didn’t read about the flying saucer recently sighted above Red Square in Moscow because everybody’s simply obsessed with the new address for Rev. Onan Canobite and The Dobbstown Mirror. Is your copybook ready? Using a number two pencil, take this memo…
Rev. Onan Canobite
P. O. Box 11886
Knoxville TN 37939
United States
X-Day Partylainen! 5 / 7 / “2023”
IN SUNDSUALL, SWEDEN – AT THE BEACH, BY THE FLÄSIAN’S CAMPING GROUNDS
X-DAY GATHERING OF “BOB”‘S CHILDREN! YOUR OWN BOOZE AND PREFERABLY A TENT. FIREWOOD IS PROVIDED. LET’S SLACK AND PARTY AS THE WORLD ENDS!!
Info: https://gonzocaye.com/x-day-sundsvall/
Contact: https://dobbs.town/@Twisted666
The “Real” X-Day!
June 9-11 “2023”
Spencer, NY
Details? Ask Rev. @senator !
Tickets at https://XDAY.TICKETLEAP.COM /2023
2022 DETROIT SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL
10339 Conant St, Hamtramck, MI 48212 United States
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 15, 2022
Doors 9pm / 21+ / $10
PRAISE “BOB”! Join us dear friends as we sow the seeds of SLACK and scream and yell in torturous ecstatic agonies about saucers and money and how YOU can get BOTH.
The Amino Acids
The Altruistic Perverts
EnD
Sid Redlin
IN PERSON and INTERNET GUESTS
The Real X-Day: If the world won’t end on its own, we’ll destroy it together!
THE G LODGE
81 Keller Rd., Hannibal, NY 13074 United States
FRIDAY JUNE 10 2022 to MONDAY JUNE 13 2022
Cost: $30 (Church of the SubGenius) or $45 (unsaved) plus optional $15 / night for camping.
Tickets: https://xday.ticketleap.com/2022/
Contact (fediverse): https://dobbs.town/@senator
This may be the first SubGenius content on the interplanetary file system…
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Leaked screen shots from the X-Day remote sensing event happening RIGHT NOW at various locations around the world.
Edit: Getting some reports that browsers that lack the SubGenius plugin aren’t able to view those holographic images correctly. All I can say is… membership has its privileges.
c/o SubSite…
JULY 2 – 5, “2021” – Florida AND Ohio
This is THE SubGenius World Destruction Event and Annual Migration to our spawning grounds!
ARISE, MUTANTS!
X-Day will be VERY different this year!
1) It won’t just be a Drill this time
2) The live in-person event has grown to TWO sites: our usual Ohio campground, Wisteria, but also a NEW (to us) resort campground in Florida!
3) It will also be streamed live, which is how it happened last year with great success.
Yankees and others who treasure hanging out with old friends at Wisteria (and are too far from Florida) can do so just like in the old days! Those who want to try the Florida one, SIGN UP QUICK because only 50 can attend and 25 have already signed up. (Also, the Florida one is a bit more expensive.)
Those who will await the Saucers at home can attend virtually just like last year. Up to fifty people attended that and it was a lot of fun. The Florida event will be live-streamed separately. The Wisteria one might be streamed, IF the wifi and phone service improves in that locale.
The Florida event is at Land of ID, a clothing-optional campground in Land of Lakes, Florida, and is being organized by the folks at Hypercube: https://hypercubego.com/XDAY2021/
Rev. Ivan Stang will be at the Florida one only (and possibly Dr. Philo Drummond and Dr. Hal likewise). Also expected there: Hypercube Labs, TTN, Danny Feedback, Trotskys Watercooler, Rubix Pube, SubG Kids, Negative at Night, Anna Barnes, Wyld Bill, Supershere Media Empire, Elvis Martini, Lord Ferg and peas. Virtual Acts will include Alcheministry Labs, The RATHOLE, Bill T Miller
FREE YouTube Livestream July 4th-5th at live.packslack.com
ALSO: Official X-Day Facebook Page
So, far, no one has stepped forward to organize the Wisteria gathering, but then, this is the first time we’ve mentioned it. Basically all of the Ohio event info (so far) is the same as in previous years. The decorations and the huge pulpit are already at Wisteria, locked up since 2019 with the Starwood Festival stuff. However, Stang won’t be there to set up his ancient sound system or anything else. We’re hoping some other X-Day old-timer can step up.
(At 67, Rev. Stang can still travel, and run his mouth, and run a holy mail order business, but after 26 X-Day Drills and countless devivals, he can no longer TOTE, or drive long distances.)
*Yes, we know that Hypercube is calling this the 25th Annual Drill. We don’t know why. Maybe it has something remotely to do with the way Dr. Faux’s name is actually pronounced NOTHING LIKE IT IS SPELLED.