HARD SELL!

Salesman! Marked as the one who sold! What can you do with a salesman who won’t do as he’s told. Wherever you go for the rest of your life, you must sell… for “Bob”.

HARD SELL

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Your dreams of REVENGE. JHVH-1 is a wrathful Rebel God who is ready to SMITE. He has already dispatched the X-ists, who will arrive on this planet on the REAL July 5th, 1998. Those who have a paid membership in The Church of the SubGenius will be spared the worst of it. Sounds good? You too can be “part of the satire” when you JOIN…

The Church of the SubGenius

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