Rev. Onan Canobite, Mayor
As X-Day approaches, countless False Prophets will arise. How can you identify a False Prophet in the Church of the SubGenius? Oh, there are “tells,” all right, but they might not be what you think. Make sure you’re deceived only by the liars and cheats that you pick out yourself!
It’s not always important to be busy at work, but it’s always important to have the ability to look busy.
… and so do you! You were the you of tomorrow – why not now? The prophecies were correct, just backwards in time. That’s what you told me, anyway. See you there!
Exchange your so-called “free will” for slack – the you that you know as “you” not be around to even notice the difference when you JOIN…
They smoke you!
Leaked sample from a SubGenius comic proposed in the 1990s. Do you have more from this series?
