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JOURNEY INTO FUCKERY (MAY 1968)
The “Real” X-Day! June 9-11 “2023”
The “Real” X-Day!
June 9-11 “2023”
Spencer, NY
Details? Ask Rev. @senator !
Tickets at https://XDAY.TICKETLEAP.COM /2023
NO HAT FOR “BOB”
Families Belong in Church
Mother and Sissy were never so proud as when Father dug The Pamphlet out of the trash and JOINED… The Church of the SubGenius.
They Hate “Bob” !
DEHYDRATED SEA MONKEYS BULK RATES APPLY
Hour of Slack Tribute Episode Thanksgiving Treat
Rev. Peas writes:
Please enjoy this Hour of Slack Tribute Episode Thanksgiving treat made by you! As a thank you to Stang for the gift of 40 years of The Hour of Slack. A Fidd Chewley n’ Peas production. It’s going to replace Alice’s Restaurant as a Thanksgiving tradition.
Loading slow? It’s more than an hour, maybe try this download. You owe money to “Bob” anyway.
FEATURING…
- Rubix Pube
- Rev Error
- Anna Maul
- Dr Brujaja
- Rev Chip
- Dr Billy
- Dok Cosmac
- Friar Quazar
- St Inkfinger
- Dr Hal
- Dr Fortyseven
- Dok Ellis
- Saint Andrux
- Dr Shoggoth
- Nenslo
- Onan Canobite
- Pastor Pressure
- Sandy Boone
- Processed, Instant God
- Apostasy X Fnord
- Caller 23
- Argus Q Faux
- Papa Joe Mama
- The SubG Kids
- Rev Funnyname
Produced by Reverand peas
Edited by Fidd Chewley
All names are [sic]
DOBBS.TOWN MARKET GROWTH
… the Fediverse Observer confirms that The Church of the SubGenius is the best mail-order mind control cult at this price range on the market today.