Salesman! Marked as the one who sold! What can you do with a salesman who won’t do as he’s told. Wherever you go for the rest of your life, you must sell… for “Bob”.
Author: onan
ROMANCE MUTANTS
A favorite for generations.
DOBBSTOWN MIRROR – NEW ADDRESS!
You probably didn’t read about the flying saucer recently sighted above Red Square in Moscow because everybody’s simply obsessed with the new address for Rev. Onan Canobite and The Dobbstown Mirror. Is your copybook ready? Using a number two pencil, take this memo…
Rev. Onan Canobite
P. O. Box 11886
Knoxville TN 37939
United States
HE TALKED. THEY DIED.
Who’s Laughing Now, Pink Boy?
J. R. “Bob” Dobbs for Gallotgio Gas (circa 1953)
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Your dreams of REVENGE. JHVH-1 is a wrathful Rebel God who is ready to SMITE. He has already dispatched the X-ists, who will arrive on this planet on the REAL July 5th, 1998. Those who have a paid membership in The Church of the SubGenius will be spared the worst of it. Sounds good? You too can be “part of the satire” when you JOIN…
The Church of the SubGenius
Welcome to Dobbstown – Say How Do!
In Dreams You’re Mine All of the Time
J. R. “Bob” Dobbs Silver Award
Congratulations!
