Rev. Onan Canobite, Mayor
You probably didn’t read about the flying saucer recently sighted above Red Square in Moscow because everybody’s simply obsessed with the new address for Rev. Onan Canobite and The Dobbstown Mirror. Is your copybook ready? Using a number two pencil, take this memo…
Rev. Onan Canobite
P. O. Box 11886
Knoxville TN 37939
United States
Your dreams of REVENGE. JHVH-1 is a wrathful Rebel God who is ready to SMITE. He has already dispatched the X-ists, who will arrive on this planet on the REAL July 5th, 1998. Those who have a paid membership in The Church of the SubGenius will be spared the worst of it. Sounds good? You too can be “part of the satire” when you JOIN…
The Church of the SubGenius
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In the late 1960s, J. R. “Bob” Dobbs pitched a show called “Secret Astronaut” to a regional (Texas) television station. Of course he was the star of the show as well. He even wrote the theme and played the drums! He directed the singers to mispronounce one word, one time, so “they’ll talk about it forever.” And how!
“Secret Astronaut” ran for three seasons and had regional popularity, but nobody thought to record it. Only a short video clip can be found on YouTube, filmed directly off the TV screen.
“Secret Astronaut Theme” by J. R. “Bob” Dobbs (copyright status unknown).
This kind of original art goes for millions today. Yet at the time, it was just work for hire. Invest now in SubGenius publications!
