DOBBSTOWN MIRROR 119

DOBBSTOWN MIRROR 119

Our fifth year, our twentieth issue! Bigger and better than ever. This is the one you’ve been waiting for, like it or not! From The Church of the SubGenius comes “The Dobbstown Mirror,” the independent bulletin of science, faith, news and opinion in the service of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs. Our couriers are even now lofting this new issue to you, the eager and discerning mail-order mind control cult consumer.

You can… read it! You will… enjoy it! And then? You can share it with your friends and family both in person and in MWOWM (“online”). Post a photo or two. Link to our patreon (see below!). Gloat and cackle that you “got in” while rates are low. Let the power-shell of this slack totem burn like a lithium-battery fire in your soul’s heart as you carry out your nameless mission – go on, do it! There’s nothing holding you back at this point, you can adopt the Mask of Normalcy as part of the Most Understood Minority. And all for the E-Z low price of one dollar a month? So far, answer yes!

Let us know when YU get YURS.

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Rolling waves of applause and praise for “The Dobbstown Mirror” are washing in daily! Printed propaganda from the Church of the SubGenius delivered in the mail. Costs as little as one dollar per month. OR TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A DAY but more likely one dollar per month. Are you ready for that kind of financial decision making? Put your money in the pipe of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs and watch what happens!

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