Category: VIDEO

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The Church of the SubGenius inspects each and every gently-crashed flying saucer before we sell it back to you, the discriminating alien technology buying public.

J. R. “Bob” Dobbs posed for thousands of advertisements in the 1950s. So many, in fact, that some theologians theorize he had “duplicates” or “clones” that did some of this work for him. Who can say?

 

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Only a few know how to act on this knowledge.

… and so do you! You were the you of tomorrow – why not now? The prophecies were correct, just backwards in time. That’s what you told me, anyway. See you there!