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DOBBSTOWN MIRROR 119

DOBBSTOWN MIRROR 119

Our fifth year, our twentieth issue! Bigger and better than ever. This is the one you’ve been waiting for, like it or not! From The Church of the SubGenius comes “The Dobbstown Mirror,” the independent bulletin of science, faith, news and opinion in the service of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs. Our couriers are even now lofting this new issue to you, the eager and discerning mail-order mind control cult consumer.

You can… read it! You will… enjoy it! And then? You can share it with your friends and family both in person and in MWOWM (“online”). Post a photo or two. Link to our patreon (see below!). Gloat and cackle that you “got in” while rates are low. Let the power-shell of this slack totem burn like a lithium-battery fire in your soul’s heart as you carry out your nameless mission – go on, do it! There’s nothing holding you back at this point, you can adopt the Mask of Normalcy as part of the Most Understood Minority. And all for the E-Z low price of one dollar a month? So far, answer yes!

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J. R. “BOB” DOBBS IS… THE PERFECT STRANGER

(Verse 1)
“Bob” Dobbs
Like a hand fills a glove
He’ll take all your love
And he’ll sell you your heart

(Verse 2)
“Bob” Dobbs
He is the perfect stranger
He is not afraid of danger
He’s just not that smart

(Chorus)
“Bob”, a mysterious guy
Is he salesman or spy
Why not both, he will sigh
Because of The Con

(Verse 3)
“Bob” Dobbs
Has you under his thumb
Though he is kind of dumb
He’s just doing his job

(Verse 4)
“Bob” Dobbs
Your loneliness ends
When one dollar you send
Send one dollar to “Bob”

(Outro)
Send one dollar to “Bob”
Send one dollar to “Bob”
The perfect stranger

SAUCER CREW REVIEW

Saucer Crew Go!

The Church of the SubGenius inspects each and every gently-crashed flying saucer before we sell it back to you, the discriminating alien technology buying public.

STRONG CLOTHES HORSE

J. R. “Bob” Dobbs posed for thousands of advertisements in the 1950s. So many, in fact, that some theologians theorize he had “duplicates” or “clones” that did some of this work for him. Who can say?

 

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, Fashion Model