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X-DAY PRAGUE “2025”

Lord Tom Klopf of Bohemia

Lord Tom Klopf of Bohemia writes: “Hey fellow SubGenius! Please I’d like to know how many to expect at our X-Day gathering in Prague this year. I’m thinking to book a music practice room here, where all shenanigans / goat sacrifices / whatever will be fine.

We have an option of a smaller room about 30 minutes from city center, or a larger room with a stage about 40 minutes from center.

Anyway please let me know if you’re planning to attend, either reply here or private message.

https://dobbs.town/@thomas_klopf

https://www.zkusebnypraha.cz/

HUNDREDS HAVE READ THIS IN THEIR DREAMS

Only a few know how to act on this insight. We need to start thinking out loud about what kind of world we are leaving for the past. Tomorrow is an aggressive imposition and the tragedy is it is not necessary. Time control, as developed by J. R. “Bob” Dobbs, allows for multiple experiences of time. Learn to truly Do Nothing – or fill the days with so much Everything others will think you are… strange. Sounds easy? It is! Talk nonsense as satire and for fun, the SubGenius way.

The Conspiracy doesn’t really care what you are doing, who you do it with, or what you think about it The Conspiracy just wants to demonstrate it has the ability to stop you from doing it. It’s never wrong to make claims without exceptions. The Church of the SubGenius is ready to jump start your tired old faith any time… any time! “Not open to debate” is, itself, open to debate – is not open to debate.

The Christian Bible has 273 verses on not taking quantified claims as fact without verifying them. And so does the Torah, AND the Holy Qu’ran! Explain THAT, atheists! There was an infinite amount of time “already” before the physical universe existed, and (in fact) that is what the physical universe was made of. Time got balled up on itself and out popped space. It’s not something coming from nothing, it’s something coming from some-when.

The point of hanging out with fellow members of the Church of the SubGenius is to learn how to endure fellow members of the Church of the SubGenius – and thereby endure all. And enjoy all! Has this ever happened to you? The endless little nagging problems shown in commercials. That is what this planet will be like after X-Day. Endless nagging problems (and robot demons) everywhere all the time. Because all the slack and luck will go with us to Planet X.