“BOB” ONLY HAS EYES FOR YOU

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs (red)

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There’s still a little window where some people will hear a song and think it’s not software generated. That window is closing fast. Next comes an increasing, generational refusal to believe / inability to understand that music used to be produced in any other way. Music flattened out to a single surface with seams when it started being recorded. Now the seams are no longer visible and the surface stretches to infinity. JUMP THE QUEUE when you endlessly repeat pre-existing “jokes” from generations ago in The Church of the SubGenius! Enter the blandopticon!

It’s best to surround yourself with people who are actively speaking against what you want to achieve. A distant second best is people who aren’t speaking against it, who are instead speaking for it, but aren’t acting in any way towards what you want to achieve. They aren’t failing, they are instead not trying But if you must, as a last resort, you can surround yourself with people who are trying to do what you want to achieve. I guess, whatever, it’s your life. People who PREFER to be unhappy – mmm-MMM! That’s the stuff!

The gravity well of this planet is an all-hole golf course.