This is the generation of the funniest thing ever.
If you are going to sell humanity to an alien species, DO IT. Don’t hedge, don’t waffle and dilly-dally.
J. R. “Bob” Dobbs will “close the deal” on X-Day (July 5th, 1998). The Church of the SubGenius will be lifted up in glory, and the rest of you, well, it’s not too late to JOIN… The Church of the SubGenius.
Most of the time when I see a SubGenius post about how he or she is FOR or AGAINST a thing, I think about the SubGenius I know who is AGAINST or FOR the same thing. Sometimes they go at it, sometimes each quietly feels (CORRECTLY) that they are the one who is good and just and right.
“Bob” fosters stridency and conflict! If you want a religion where everybody thinks the same and holds hands in peace and friendship, those religions are out there – have at ’em.
“Ha ha ha! This’ll get ’em mad for the next fifteen minutes. I gotta million of ’em!”
Don’t let that old devil trick you into getting worked up about something you saw online. There’s so much better devils, so many other reasons to hate, don’t sell your soul so cheaply.
Anti-SubGenius bigotry by outsiders is intolerable. Only fellow SubGenii are authorized – no, compelled! – to lay into a SubGenius.
If you want to show your hatred for J. R. “Bob” Dobbs and everything he stands for, you must do so from the inside and JOIN… yes JOIN… The Church of the SubGenius.