Who knew that the End Times would be so… personalized. Commercial-grade drone covered in fishhooks, adhesives, that sort of thing. It drops out of the sky and hooks on to somebody. A speaker announces unless bitcoin is paid to an account shown on a QR code, the drone will explode. If you try to remove the drone, it will explode. Work-from-home hostage-taking.
The Church of the SubGenius has been telling you to get ready for a pretty tough future since 1980. Laugh all the way to your fully-equipped fallout shelter when “Bob” lets you in on the REAL joke. Just as platonic forms are a more pure version of all of this world, including us, we are a more pure version of another world. It goes in both those directions at least one iteration but maybe more. The risk-versus-reward decisions that must be made when you thin the barriers between worlds are a highly personal set of choices. I cannot advise in this regard. ASK “BOB”.
